Pay2Play, the Blagojevich Game

Want an iPhone parody game with alcopops? Then Pay2Play, assuming that it's actually approved for the AppStore, is definitely for you. Make fun of the Illinois state government in style!

Listen! Hey! Zelda Reorchestrated

LISTEN! HEY!

I recently took the liberty of downloading every Ocarina of Time track at ZREO, so I thought I'd give their site a minor plug here, not that they're making any money. They have some often brilliantly redone Zelda pieces, and are by far the easiest way for me to download and listen to all the nostalgia-inducing tracks for free.

South Carolina Bill Seeks to Outlaw Profanity

South Carolina (my home state! Go Gamecocks!) Bill 56 seeks to outlaw any written or oral display of profanity in the public or in correspondence with minors (aw, so much for my short-lived regional pride...). For some reason, perhaps because of the bill's mention in GamePolitics, this has really been circulating around the gaming website community. Of course, video games are under another sort of attack by legislators, but this could have other effects on games as well.

Would the passage of this bill form a de facto ban of profanity-using games to minors? Would it mean that classic novels that say "Damn" once would be held away from 15-year-olds like pornography? Would I have just been fined 5,000 dollars for using the word "damn" on my site?

It shouldn't really matter, because this bill is completely idiotic even before you get into discussing it on a constitutional level.

5 Ways The Bailout Game Sucks

The Bailout Game is, to put it briefly, weak. It's a serious flash game about the current bank bailout process, and it tries to give you the reins on how to save and who not to. Gameplay consists of slowly (so slowly) advancing space by space, either saving or rejecting each bank in turn, followed by a humorous video or picture or something else that may or may not make any sense. Even as far as serious flash games go, this game fails on at least five levels:

1. Any rhetoric they may have attempted to splice in to the game is lost on me (and Ian Bogost, and others). Going through and simply bailing every bank out will leave you with about 500 billion in bailout money left and a place in the leaderboard. Mechanically bailing out every bank makes the economy actually grow. It would appear that the only way to get a better score is to skip spaces by double clicking the "Go!" button, apparently a glitch.

2. The game is very opaque in a way. If you actually try to reject certain banks, then random other banks will fail, and you're left none the wiser. Why should you even reject them anyway? On second thought, maybe the game just wants you to bail everyone out, even though its videos tend to ridicule you for it (old film reels telling you about "state capitalism").

3. The actual "game" part of the equation is shoddily designed. It's boring. Press a button to advance one space, wait for it to crank over to it, say bail or don't, see a gag/pull a lever like you're on a slot machine/play an easy timing game, wait for the camera to slowly pan over to the "recession" car then back to you, repeat. It's not efficient or interestingly designed. This would be fine if the above issues with the decision-making were interesting.

4. The comedy varies in quality. Some of the news scroll jokes on the bottom are okay, some of the old film reels are funny at first, but... If any of it had a point it would probably be better, rather than just "So Fred Thompson and John Edwards walk into a bar".

5. Otherwise, the game initially looks like a well-funded endeavor. Unfortunately, all the money was put into technical details rather than, I don't know, actual game design.

So go on! Play it, Woo!

You've Unlocked Bonus Concept Art

Achievement unlocked: View extraneous art post for The Legal Arcade.

I expect this to be part of a series of court scene drawings, but this one is for Pac-Man. Click for an embarassingly huge resolution image.

PWNies 2008: Best Independent Game

Okay, it was World of Goo. I'm not going to mess around with the nominees, primarily because I feel guilty that I didn't get to play Braid, so I can't be sure if I would have preferred it to this game or not.

Anyway, World of Goo was a real triumph for independent games, as the experimental gameplay project published a really successful game out of a simple concept (and some good humor and art design). Despite an apparent 90% piracy rate (shame) the game appears to have made some coin. I wrote a review of it for BlogCritics here, so you can read that if you're interested in reading a boring positive review.

PWNies 2008: Best Game

Welcome to the most presigious awards show at The Legal Arcade, the PWNies. Tonight, we'll (the royal We) be deciding what was my favorite game that I played in 2008. Here are the nominees:

Grand Theft Auto 4

Metal Gear Solid 4

LittleBigPlanet

Fallout 3

Fable 2


...and, the winner is *opens envelope* Of course!

Grim Fandango! Certainly my favorite game of 2008. I had never played it before, and it was a marginally better experience than any of the other nominees. I loved MGS4 almost as much, but Grim Fandango edged it.

Alcopops Banned from Video Games by Illinois

Um, yeah. Not that there has ever been a game that happened to advertise "alcopops", but in Illinois, there never will be. There you have it.

via Kotaku, via GamePolitics